Rick Rude

I vaguely remember this from the early ‘90s! Can you imagine getting a literal Rude Awakening from Ravishing Rick Rude? I think I might have enjoyed having him call my worst enemy or least favorite schoolteacher early in the morning to call them out for being fat, out of shape [insert city here] sweathogs! Actually, it might have been funny to just have Rude bellow “UPPER BODY BUSINESS!” into the phone repeatedly before hanging up!