Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Movie Review: Rambo (2008)

DIRECTOR: Sylvester Stallone. CAST: Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz, Paul Schulze, Matthew Marsden, Graham McTavish, Reynaldo Gallegos, Tim Kang, Jake La Botz, Ken Howard, Maung Maung Khin, Supakorn Kitsuwon.
John Rambo takes on the Saffron Revolution in what is arguably the darkest entry in the RAMBO series yet. He now lives in Thailand, catching snakes and providing boat rides for little money. Life is rather boring until a group of American missionaries hire him to provide transport up the Salween River into Burma to provide humanitarian aid to a village in need. Unfortunately, the Burmese junta massacres the village and takes the missionaries prisoner. Now it is up to Rambo to lead a team of mercenaries on a rescue mission in which the body count here is probably the same amount as all three previous movies combined. However, twenty years has passed since the Reagan/Bush era in which the first three RAMBO movies existed. RAMBO’s violence is not of the fun “shoot ‘em up for Ol’ Glory” variety; it is cold, brutal, and more realistic. RAMBO will exceed expectations. Fans will love this dark, nihilistic direction.


Thursday, October 7, 2021

Rhino

 

I like going back and watching 2000-era ECW shows in no small part due to Rhino’s rise to the top that year. He began his ECW run as Steve Corino’s unpolished rookie monster, but it was not long before he came into his own as an unstable, psychotic heel capable of committing acts of incredible violence. Rhino’s feud with the Sandman was particularly brutal. He seemed to find new ways to destroy the Sandman with each encounter, driving the ECW veteran through tables with one of the best spear tackles in the business that Rhino dubbed the Gore. Rhino even tormented the Sandman by abusing his wife Lori Fullington, repeatedly Goring her through tables and even piledriving her through one at ringside during the Hardcore Heaven 2000 PPV!

Rhino’s future looked bright at ECW’s Guilty as Charged 2001 PPV. He interrupted a tag team match between Balls Mahoney & Chilly Willy vs. Simon Diamond & Johnny Swinger, destroying everyone involved with Gores. Porn star Jasmin St. Claire even felt the Man-Beast’s wrath! Rhino piledrove her through a ringside table, claiming that doing so was a bigger turn-on than a sexual encounter with the onetime gangbang queen! Rhino continued to make his presence felt after the main event, in which the Sandman won the ECW world heavyweight championship in a hard-fought three-way TLC match against Steve Corino and Justin Credible. Sandman had been through quite a battle to regain the belt; Rhino took advantage of the brand-new champion’s beaten and bloodied state to issue an impromptu challenge and win the ECW world title. Rhino was also the ECW world television champion at the time, making the Big F’n Deal the first wrestler to hold both of ECW’s singles titles simultaneously. ECW had lost their TV deal with TNN several months before Guilty as Charged, prompting Rhino to relinquish the television title belt. “We’re not even on fuckin’ TV,” the Man-Beast growled as he tossed the championship belt to the ring canvas.

Rhino never lost the ECW world heavyweight championship—Guilty as Charged was the promotion’s last PPV and ECW’s final live event took place later that week. Rhyno would then show up in the WWF, aligning himself with Edge & Christian and assisting them in defeating the Dudleys and the Hardys for the tag team titles in a memorable TLC match at WrestleMania XVII. Most of us probably had no idea that Rhyno was part of the THUG Life stable with Edge & Christian on the Canadian indie circuit years before signing with ECW. Rhyno would become a three-time WWF hardcore champion in 2001 and showed some promise in a feud with Chris Jericho, in which the Man-Beast Gored Y2J through the stage set on an August episode of SmackDown. Unfortunately, Rhyno had to undergo cervical fusion surgery for two herniated discs in his neck in November of 2001. He would be out of action for sixteen months. Rhyno returned to WWE in February of 2003, but was never taken seriously as a main event threat again.

Personally, I never really felt like Rhyno fit in very well in the WWF/WWE. His place was most definitely in ECW where he was free to rampage through the roster in a psychotic fury. Rhyno looked smaller and less formidable in the WWE rings where he was routinely dwarfed by men standing over six feet tall. I was disappointed to see Rhyno slide down the card into irrelevance when he had been positioned as a top heel in ECW just a few years prior. WWE released Rhyno from his contract after WrestleMania XXI, freeing him up to regain some of his edge in TNA. Rhino would briefly hold the NWA world heavyweight championship while in TNA, trading it with Jeff Jarrett.

When WWE opted to bring ECW back under their umbrella, Rhino went on TNA television to make an open challenge to anyone involved with ECW’s current incarnation for the world heavyweight title that he never lost. He produced the old ECW world championship hidden in a burlap sack, stating that WWE threatened him with legal action if he showed the actual belt on TV. Rhino then proceeded to toss the sack into an oil drum, setting it on fire in disgust with the direction of the new ECW. Perhaps Rhino was saying what many of us were thinking at the time.

Monday, August 23, 2021

Today in Wrestling History

 

Apparently this 1932 event was the beginning of Jim Crockett's career as a promoter. Note the casual racism expressed in the battle royal regarding the presence of "five Negroes." Apparently a local newspaper article promoting the event quoted another promoter describing main eventer Johnny Dill as "a plenty tough wop." Gotta love the state of Tennessee...?

Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Terry Funk

Terry Funk with the NWA world heavyweight championship in the mid ‘70s. I have always been amazed at the Funker’s ability to reinvent himself for a new generation of wrestling fans; going from the clean-cut all-American babyface look to the grizzled gunslinger that he is today. Most wrestlers find their niche and stick with it for their entire career, but Terry Funk always managed to change with the times. How many modern fans even realize that he was the NWA world champion for two years back when it was the top title in all of professional wrestling? Happy 77th birthday, Terry!

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Movie Review: Rambo III (1988)

DIRECTOR: Peter MacDonald. CAST: Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Kurtwood Smith, Marc de Jonge, Sasson Gabai, Doudi Shoua, Spiros Forcas, Randy Raney, Marcus Gilbert, Alon Abutbul, Mahmoud Assadollahi, Yosef Shiloah.
This third installment finds John Rambo at peace with himself, living in a Buddhist monastery and taking on locals in stick fights to pay bills. Colonel Trautman visits him and asks that he join in a CIA-sponsored mission to aid anti-Soviet freedom fighters in Afghanistan, but Rambo says no. His war is over…until Russian troops catch Trautman on the Afghan border and imprison him. Rambo comes out of retirement to rescue the colonel and show the mujahideen how to stomp out commie scum the American way. Rambo III was the most expensive action movie ever made at one point ($62 million) and the big budget certainly helps, as it is much more entertaining than First Blood Part II.